Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL In short: it’s the dirty

In short: it’s the dirty word list you’ve been waiting to wear

or anyone who needs people to read the room—fast

intentional

or surprise FaceTime calls

This tee is for those who smile through the existential dread

Service Rates T-Shirt Size:2XL In short: it’s the dirtyThis sarcastic t shirt turns basic human interaction into a full pricing chart, complete with escalating service rates for dealing with nonsense. Styled like a bold industrial sign, the design lays out exactly what it costs to tolerate stupidity, repeat yourself, or stay polite longer than necessary. Its dry humor, emotional exhaustion, and anti social energy wrapped into one brutally relatable graphic tee. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable