Obituaries Are My Buy Signal funny graphic t Bull markets build wealth

Bull markets build wealth

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lived-in feel from post-construction dyeing and the relaxed cut make it an easy grab for long days of focus

- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity

Wear it to coffee shops

Obituaries Are My Buy Signal funny graphic t Bull markets build wealthThis garment dyed tee carries a quiet, sharp sense of humor bold, black lettering reads Obituaries are my buy signal. on a soft, vintage cream background. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed fit make it feel lived in from the first wear: like an old favorite with a new joke. It sits cleanly in casual wardrobes, pairing easily with worn denim or a layering flannel for thrift store treasure hunting, estate sale runs, or weekend coffee and paper hunts.