Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-Shirt Size:L this shirt channels the purest

this shirt channels the purest form of avoidance—strategic

no need for small talk

we’ll take the golden retriever over the red flag any day

Ideal for burnt-out overthinkers

breathable shirt perfect for spiraling stylishly

Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-Shirt Size:L this shirt channels the purestYou speak two languages: deadpan and disappearing. This shirt is for those who ghost with grace and roast with precision. Equal parts mysterious and mildly threatening, its a warning label for anyone who thinks awkward silences arent beautiful or that sarcasm isnt a love language. Spoiler alert: it isand you're fluent. Made with soft, lightweight cotton and a classic unisex fit, this tee is the perfect sidekick for dodging conversations and delivering