Happy [Insert Occasion] Hoodie Prank Money can make people pretend

Money can make people pretend to like you

but the mockup doesn't show it so well

every single day of the year is somebody in the world's birthday except today

have you ever had them actually cook your burger that way

Or show that you have them

Happy [Insert Occasion] Hoodie Prank Money can make people pretendI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little