Dear Asshole, Tear Out Letter book napkins Introducing the “Universal Headlight and

Introducing the “Universal Headlight and Blinker Fluid” – a whimsical concoction that defies automotive logic and tickles the funny bone

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• 100% High-Quality Flour Sack Cotton • Hemmed on all four sides • Approximately 26" square • Hang Tight Towel® Loop • Pre-Washed & Lint-Free • Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink

Made from Cotton-Nylon-Spandex Blend

The first player to collect 30 points wins - unless they draw a Danger Noodle card

Dear Asshole, Tear Out Letter book napkins Introducing the “Universal Headlight andDear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole