400ml Water Bottle showing "The great thing....Prick..." twat "I'm a very special kind

"I'm a very special kind of twat

"Fit Like"

"I started out with nothing (and I have most of it left)"

Now after that all important drink you will want to keep this ready for your next one so handily this is both dishwasher and microwave safe

Standing at approximately a mighty 80mm high and 86mm diameter this mug is the one to have by the camp fire

400ml Water Bottle showing "The great thing....Prick..." twat "I'm a very special kind"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a TOTALPRICK at 100 metres!" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing