Weenies & Dirty Martinis Grip Socks early-access One your bank account occasionally

One your bank account occasionally has concerns about

It's keeping your brain from wandering halfway through it

Prayed your instructor wouldn't notice your springs weren't where they were supposed to be

The pink color keeps things playful without crossing into childish territory

the oversized LOVE detail makes a statement

Weenies & Dirty Martinis Grip Socks early-access One your bank account occasionallySome people dream of a white picket fence. You dream of a dachshund, a dirty martini, and an uninterrupted Pilates class. The Weenies & Dirty Martinis Grip Socks from Almla Active are for the girls who have their priorities exactly where they should be. Tiny dogs? Obsessed. Dirty martinis? Extra olives, please. Pilates? The only thing standing between you and becoming a full time couch goblin. Featuring an adorable dachshund inspired design paired