Cloudstone Curio [Ravnica: City of Guilds] Apocalypse Pyromaster deals 1 damage to

Pyromaster deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker and 1 damage to up to one target creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls

or Dragon creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that opponent

providing you have the appropriate tools to carve them

Set: Commander 2013 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste

The worst part isn't the pain

Cloudstone Curio [Ravnica: City of Guilds] Apocalypse Pyromaster deals 1 damage toSet: Ravnica: City of Guilds Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Whenever a nonartifact permanent enters the battlefield under your control, you may return another permanent you control that shares a permanent type with it to its owner's hand. It *wants* to remain a mystery, banishing the curious in favor of less inquisitive company.