American As Apple Pie Sweatshirt Color:Red Features a vintage-style illustration of

Features a vintage-style illustration of a smiling red-haired girl in a green top and orange skirt standing in front of a large green four-leaf clover

Your Christmas list has gotten progressively more unhinged every year

You know what you’re about and you’re not here to explain yourself to anyone

It's an innuendo

Then your Wi-Fi dropped during an online order

American As Apple Pie Sweatshirt Color:Red Features a vintage-style illustration ofAs classic as it gets. You bleed red, white, and blue (and butter, because real apple pie doesnt skimp on the crust). The Details: White distressed text reading "American As Apple Pie" in a vintage arched layout. Simple, classic Americana typography design with a worn, retro print finish. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel: Made with air jet spun yarn for a softer