Morticia's Floral Shoppe Hoodie Valentines It’s called patriotism

It’s called patriotism

wearing cowboy boots

But a vampire

You’re going to wear this to the school holiday party and watch every PTA parent do a double take

The holiday party isn’t your downfall

Morticia's Floral Shoppe Hoodie Valentines It’s called patriotismYou keep buying yourself flowers because nobody else understands your aesthetic requirements. Grocery store bouquets? Please. You need something that looks like it was arranged by a Victorian widow who talks to her plants and means it. Your love language is dramatic foliage. The Details: Black vintage serif text reads "Morticias Floral Shoppe" with "Estd 1964." A colorful flower bouquet (yellow, pink, deep purple, red, orange) sits in a black vase,