Baking Because Murder Is Illegal Hoodie catlady That’s it

That’s it

Your family doesn’t need another appliance

You have a whole genre

You volunteer at the toy drive and also told your sister-in-law her casserole was "brave

It’s only a matter of time before it cuts out the middleman

Baking Because Murder Is Illegal Hoodie catlady That’s itYou channel your rage into buttercream and nobody asks questions. The kitchen is your therapy, and the oven timer is your safe word. The Details: Pink and blue retro illustration of a woman with red hair in a pink apron whisking batter in an orange bowl beside a pink stand mixer. Large pink retro script text reads "Baking" at the top, with white block text reading "Because Murder Is Illegal" to the left. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit