Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine but your "lost cause" should

but your "lost cause" should have really stayed lost and we can't wait for the confederacy to sink again

but I often wonder who out there is still fuming at me for being an abloute dick

You don't just make up a hypothesis for how things could work

Time to run the corporate jewels however and whenever the opportunity presents itself

You've got an obscure hobby and you want to tell the world about it

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Please Keep Your Rage Focused Against the Machine but your "lost cause" shouldI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little