Go Ask Your Mom T-Shirt Size:2XL and freedom at his fingertips

and freedom at his fingertips

mouth open

this shirt lets the world know you’re ready to press start on fatherhood

late-night lullabies

It was a time when life was a little simpler

Go Ask Your Mom T-Shirt Size:2XL and freedom at his fingertipsThe time honored tradition of deflecting responsibility. A dad could be in the middle of fixing the car, grilling dinner, or literally doing nothing at all, and stillsomehowthe kids will ask him for snacks, money, permission, life advice, and the meaning of existence. The solution? Redirect, delegate, survive. This phrase has saved dads from countless arguments, tough decisions, and, lets be honest, having to actually think. Because deep down, we all