Slut For Halloween Long Sleeve Tee Sweatshirt Red distressed western-style text reads

Red distressed western-style text reads "MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL" arranged in a circle around a cowboy Santa face wearing a cowboy hat

and just ugly-cried in a parking lot

You’ve never once been chill during scary movies and chill

You’re not mysterious

You are the party

Slut For Halloween Long Sleeve Tee Sweatshirt Red distressed western-style text readsSome girls plan their Halloween costume in September. Youve been mentally preparing your excuse to dress like that since January. Own it. The rest of us are just mad we didnt commit that hard. The Details: Green lowercase text reading "slut for" above orange lowercase text reading "halloween," with a vintage orange cat sitting beside an orange jack o lantern. A green witch hat rests on the ground nearby. Rendered in green and orange vintage art style.