Monster Lover Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black Diplomacy is cute

Diplomacy is cute

And even that feels aggressive

with "Cowboys" in flowing rope-style script below

You could be more polite but honestly it sounds exhausting and your schedule is already full of naps

It’s not your fault you walked in radiating an energy that makes people forget what they were saying mid-sentence

Monster Lover Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black Diplomacy is cuteYour taste in fictional characters is unhinged and we all know it. You saw a seven foot tall green monster and thought "yeah, I could fix him." You couldnt. Nobody could. But the heart wants what the heart wants and yours wants something that was assembled in a lab. The Details: Cream block text reading "Monster" with pink script "Lover," featuring a green Frankenstein couple sharing a drink with straws in a green, pink, and orange vintage comic book